In case your pointer is feeling as lazy as my mind was here are some notable moments from teaching:
Saw "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" today. In Korean. Things that translate well: Small, deformed penises. Things that do not: words in Korean.
Report Carding for the children. Wishing I could rate my students on a scale of 1-3 gongs. "Mr. and Mrs. Kim....GONG GONG GONG"
My sniffly nose does not bode well for my St. Patrick's Day in Seoul. And this being the first time I will let actual Irish people down.
Notable Notes: After handing one of my kindergarten students a scrabble tile, he promptly put in his mouth. Noting the underlying issues....
Dear Black Bean: What on God' green earth are you doing in my donut ? Get out. You simply do not have any place in something sweet.
PUB QUIZ KOREA REIGNING CHAMP! Also: I CLEANED MY BACK PATIO.
Thanking my lucky stars that my students don't understand all English, as "Bitches Ain't Shit" mysteriously played on my itunes playlist
Student Test answer: "I got to school by lezzy". Actual answer: "I got to school by ferry". Are my students closested homophobes?
"Chris, tell me how you would get rid of the leopard." Chris: "I would use a gimp." My students have been watching Pulp Fiction
That's just a taste, really the rest of my Tweets are like mind desserts from the Gods. Only about a month left here, so expect a really nice look back at lessons I have learned. Or maybe now my thoughts are really only digestable in 140 characters. Only time will tell. Also, actually writing it, I guess.
